Sand niggers have to Feel pain, right? Not enough to put them In the grave Patriot Act’s really brave Gotta keep them all away Bring Vietnam 2 To their homeland Palestine’s not a Real state, right? He says we’ve spent Seven trillion In the desert, but He lied We’re better than Those filming Slow-mo det-cordContinue reading “Jihawg Ammunition”
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News – Everything Bad Forever
Day 1,159 – Citizens from all around Reality City have gathered around and made it official: everything is bad and will be forever. This comes straight from the top of the digital age, and so each citizen has declared that independent associations are bad, and therefore everything is bad forever. Research suggests that what followsContinue reading “News – Everything Bad Forever”
Zombies
Black boots stomp And penetrate Pavement Digging deep down And cracking Concrete Red wax leaks And darkness Drips Breaking through rifts Underneath Their feet Call them The risen soldiers Call them the undead Call them A mob of zombies Call them Running riot red
Energy of The Minotaur
Energy of The Minotaur The tab gives way easily. The whole can is cold; Condensating. An odor of rocket fuel Seeps into the air When the seal breaks. Gripping it gives way To a vision of cold Bull horns. Tipping it into the mouth Spills into your body A sickly sweet ichor, Like the tasteContinue reading “Energy of The Minotaur”
Spa
Spa I hear it’s relaxing Getting naked And having a stranger Massage you And getting caked in mud Or green exfoliants While calm music Quietly plays But I wouldn’t know I’ve only heard of the people Who shed society for a moment And walk nude in hallways And it’s okay to them While they’re thereContinue reading “Spa”
Offices of R.R.C.
Offices of R.R.C. Insurance on any of my 11 cars Will cover all damage I could hardly care about Ramming a light pole In a parking lot Or driving (routinely) On the wrong side Of the road I bought a slick coat At the store But when I realized It was in an off-color IContinue reading “Offices of R.R.C.”
Pen Pal
Pen Pal You pick me up and use me Uncap and deplete me Hit me and depress me Just leave me laying On the floor Like you did before Please leave me like you did On the ground beside your desk At least that way I’ll get some rest
Consume Reality! 