Satan: An Autobiography

Satan is a senior in high school And he likes wearing blazers That “compliment” Knee-high platform boots Thinks that the Sex Pistols Made the realest music And that anyone who listens To rap is stupid Satan’s dating a lesbian Who’s keeping the relationship Secret from all of Her other friends He knows a lot ofContinue reading “Satan: An Autobiography”

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Extrapersonal Relations

The popular kid at School’s got all the nukes So better follow the leader Or you’ll get bombed back To the stone age Chase the trendsetter Or do it better You better hope they Aren’t a bully And that they have mercy You’ll be even lucky If he’s remotely friendly He has a superpower toContinue reading “Extrapersonal Relations”

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