limerick

Ivy Anxious

Ivy Anxious was a blonde Dyed died brunette With big blue eyes that drank in seas And lips stuck any color she pleased Though Ivy Anxious limped a little And sometimes found herself in hospital She reached for her dream of Being best at hair styling And most days you could catch her At salonContinue reading “Ivy Anxious”

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I wanted to write a limerick But I don’t know dick About rhyme

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B.S.W. III: Bane

B.S.W. III: Bane There once was a girl named Tiffanny Who hated sky whales so viciously Her boyfriend said the word And she had not misheard So she kicked his ass to the curb

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Insubordinate

Insubordinate There once was a nation of Morley Made of the best force In parley It was staffed by the stupid Led by the lost And struck out against the lucid They tangled with a neighbor one day Who said to them once “About face” The command went unheeded The attackers went fleeing And MorleyContinue reading “Insubordinate”

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E.K.G. Dude

E.K.G. Dude I almost got to second base Touched a tender hand to your face But when you fell to the floor The technician felt much more I thought about my move I was too shy to do And your pulse jumped a bit When he stuck a wire to your tit

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Memento

Memento After the beast was slain I dropped my lance and shield And as it lay writhing I stood upon its chest afield, Gripped one of its great tusks And wrenched free a tooth from its maw, Holding it from behind gauntlets. A jagged blade of bone and dread, A trophy ripped free in victoryContinue reading “Memento”

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