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To Do It

You’ll catch my cold with That tempting, sexy, want talk. I’m sick; you don’t care.

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Limerick

I wanted to write a limerick But I don’t know dick About rhyme

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Every so often I will write a poem and think to myself that it’s going to be funny posting that up for everyone to see later on. Today was one of those days. Yet with all things indecent I had a moment where I thought I’d bury “It’s Nothing” today by posting a photograph orContinue reading “Dude… – Journal 4/12/17”

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It’s Nothing (Irritating You)

Every time you Turn around I just think “damn” Because That’s one Fantastic Butt For real, Though

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A Parody by My Brothers

Eternal darkness Is all I see That time you left me In Rainbow Siege Darkness surrounds me Collapsing in Silence In the distance I see a crow Caw caw

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Honorable

Two knights stood in the center of a burning village. The raid had taken place, and the defenses were overwhelmed. Somehow, when the attacking force moved on, one knight from those numbers had remained. That knight had yellow paint on his helmet. The other knight had no paint on his armor. He belonged to noContinue reading “Honorable”

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Advencere (Unadulterated)

Oh, boy. Where to begin with this one! I suppose for those of you who aren’t me I should probably translate my shitty handwriting: “If I was deserted on a island I would go fishen’. If there were no fish, i’d serch for cocanuts. If there were no cocanuts, I guess i’d just die. ButContinue reading “Advencere (Unadulterated)”

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Double-Handed Middle & Index Finger Guns

Double-Handed Middle & Index Finger Guns Let’s do this

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Dead Guy

Dead Guy Patience I’m dead again Saw the shooter Across the street Pulled the trigger Quicker than me Falling Onto the ground With a smile On my face I’ll be back very soon To find you In the same place Spawning Oh, yeah Sprinting with joy Past dropped loadouts And lots of dead guys

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To Do It

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Limerick

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Suicide Note

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Dude… – Journal 4/12/17

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It’s Nothing (Irritating You)

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A Parody by My Brothers

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Honorable

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Advencere (Unadulterated)

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Double-Handed Middle & Index Finger Guns

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Dead Guy

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