Satan: An Autobiography

Satan is a senior in high school And he likes wearing blazers That “compliment” Knee-high platform boots Thinks that the Sex Pistols Made the realest music And that anyone who listens To rap is stupid Satan’s dating a lesbian Who’s keeping the relationship Secret from all of Her other friends He knows a lot ofContinue reading “Satan: An Autobiography”

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Trendy

Trendy Cherry vape smoke Curls with chem trails From contrails of jets, While hot artificial berries Make people sit in The driver’s seat Agape their mouths Panting in heat. Under an oppressive sun Humidity partially Melts vinyl rafts atop Minivans on the freeway, While children on the backseat Play on their new game boys IphonesContinue reading “Trendy”

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Hipster Bitch

Hipster Bitch You and your loud beanie And your abrasive neon hoodie And your ukelele You can’t not show off Your marginal skills on. Stopping at the park Where the local coffee shop lies So you can lie About how fake you are And talk about longboards. You have to dye your hair And lookContinue reading “Hipster Bitch”

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