Hey you can have it tomorrow night or maybe tomorrow night I will let him in and I will let him out.
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Condom Snapper
Lewd, I know But hey, Ar least there are More
To Do It
You’ll catch my cold with That tempting, sexy, want talk. I’m sick; you don’t care.
Pick Up Line
You’re Hotter than A Fresh print
Limerick
I wanted to write a limerick But I don’t know dick About rhyme
Dude… – Journal 4/12/17
Every so often I will write a poem and think to myself that it’s going to be funny posting that up for everyone to see later on. Today was one of those days. Yet with all things indecent I had a moment where I thought I’d bury “It’s Nothing” today by posting a photograph orContinue reading “Dude… – Journal 4/12/17”
It’s Nothing (Irritating You)
Every time you Turn around I just think “damn” Because That’s one Fantastic Butt For real, Though
A Parody by My Brothers
Eternal darkness Is all I see That time you left me In Rainbow Siege Darkness surrounds me Collapsing in Silence In the distance I see a crow Caw caw
Honorable
Two knights stood in the center of a burning village. The raid had taken place, and the defenses were overwhelmed. Somehow, when the attacking force moved on, one knight from those numbers had remained. That knight had yellow paint on his helmet. The other knight had no paint on his armor. He belonged to noContinue reading “Honorable”
Advencere (Unadulterated)
Oh, boy. Where to begin with this one! I suppose for those of you who aren’t me I should probably translate my shitty handwriting: “If I was deserted on a island I would go fishen’. If there were no fish, i’d serch for cocanuts. If there were no cocanuts, I guess i’d just die. ButContinue reading “Advencere (Unadulterated)”
Consume Reality! 