This page looks like it’s been put through the wringer. Transcript: “If I could be any age I would want to be seven because being young rocks. You can get more toys than grown-ups, like race car tracks, star wars legos, police kit. Anyway I’m just saying that being young rocks!” Oh boy. This one’sContinue reading “If I Could Be Any Age – Unadulterated”
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Drinking Fountain
It’s like I’m in Elementary again As I press the front lever And water spouts From the nozzle Making a cold drizzling Noise On the stainless steel basin And going down the drain
The Most Trouble I Ever Got Into (Unadulterated)
So when I was in the first or second grade, I attempted multiple times to forge my mother’s signature. The reason I did this was because I was given a referral. Referrals at my elementary school were not a good thing. It was basically a referral to go talk to the principal. For some reason,Continue reading “The Most Trouble I Ever Got Into (Unadulterated)”
Advencere (Unadulterated)
Oh, boy. Where to begin with this one! I suppose for those of you who aren’t me I should probably translate my shitty handwriting: “If I was deserted on a island I would go fishen’. If there were no fish, i’d serch for cocanuts. If there were no cocanuts, I guess i’d just die. ButContinue reading “Advencere (Unadulterated)”
Autumn Poem (Unadulterated)
It reads: “Jump in the raked leaves/ The weather is getting cold/ Big trees turning green”. This is a short poem I think I would have filled in in the first or second grade. Notice the lovely leaf cut-out, and the red coloring all around it in uneven, chunky crayon or colored pencil lines. ClearlyContinue reading “Autumn Poem (Unadulterated)”
Tidepool Condos
Tidepool Condos When I was in elementary I was in a play about The tidepools. My crush at the time was The star, because of Course she was. I was too nervous about Having to remember any lines So I was a crew member. Or, rather, I was an extra, Off to the side inContinue reading “Tidepool Condos”
Consume Reality! 