Yeah, motherfucker
Taking shots of
Whipped strawberry
Rockstar energy
Drink in my
Passenger seat
It’s all a big joke
As we listen to
“Shut the Fuck Up”
And blast it
In a hive of
Millennials and
Elderly
It’s all a big joke
My friend buys
Fidget spinners
And vape boxes
Ironically
I’m not a whore
But we’re gonna hit up
The Taco Bell where one
Of my exes works at
On our way
To our old high school
Staff parking, no permit
Don’t give a shit
Stopping by just to say
Hello to a few old teachers
Blending in with the crowds
Of teeming angst and
Naivety
How solitary
Cute, nearly
These middle schoolers
That fight over girls
At the park in public
And the clouds of posh
Blown from the lips of
People who think it’s better
Than cigarettes
How pathetic
Dabbing like we’re ‘faggots’
And making fun of longboarders
While I’m dating a girl
Who’s into it
It’s all a big joke
Stereotypes in the wild
This can’t possibly be real
What’s even happening anymore
Trump jokes: we got ’em
Shots of rockstar
We have those too
“Close your fucking mouth
You’re just really fucking dense”
As we’re driving with our
Windows down
Like someone else
For this is down
This is our freak kingdom
A day and age
Not of knights
But for the fake
And fuck it all
Let’s god damn partake
Consume Reality! 