This fitbit on my wrist
Was made in China
And I wear it when I sleep
As I listen to vinyl
Records I ripped to my phone
I wake up in the morning
And I check my reddit
My post about poetry: 5 upvotes
Sweet!
I get my coffee and I’m driving
LMFAO on my stereo
On my birthday present
Speaker bought from Costco
All the while I’m wearing
A shirt I’ve had for seven years
Riding high without a fear
With the wind in my trimmed hair
I’m great
Thank god for me
I’m sterling in my
Quality
How the fuck couldn’t you
Wake up every day
And be so happy to just
Fucking breathe?
So I make my Jeep smile
As I’m driving it
Swigging Rockstars
And swerving smoothly
Sun shining or raining
Who even cares
We’ll handle it all
Just the same
As when I swagger on in
To Pierce College campus
With a half-empty can
Of Whipped Strawberry
In my right hand
And in my left is my phone
Not connected to my stereo
Still blasting LMFAO
“Sorry For Party Rocking”
It’s difficult to be upset
When shit’s so fucking cool
And the vibe’s so damn good
And everyone around me
Is chilling, having fun
Consume Reality! 