Energy drinks are “bad for you”
Even if they’re delicious
But what can be really bad is
Fake news and alternative facts
And people upset over who they voted for
Safe spaces without triggers
It’s hard to keep track of these days
All the stuff that’s bad for you
1984 is popular again
The book and nostalgia
The Bachelor is brainless
Big Bang Theory isn’t very funny
Buzzfeed
Fucking Buzzfeed, man
The_Donald and
EnoughTrumpSpam
Echo chambers
Russia and China the
Superpowers
ISIS and Syria
Definitely unhealthy
The Pirate Bay sails again
4chan and Wikileaks are omnipresent
Just like the NSA and CIA
Snowden and Assange are
On the run because they did
What they thought was right
Putin and Trump have fun
In political cartoons
Old celebrities are dying
And everyone’s surprised
Students are in debt
Jobs are tougher to find
Among all the stuff
That’s bad for you
Member berries
Rick and Morty Season 3 not out yet
Blasphemy is bad for you
And so is a government bipartisan
Islamaphobia
Mexico
Disagreeing is bad for you
Coca Cola is bad for you
Consumerism is bad for you
“It’ll kill you”
Spending money is bad
If you’re not saving it
College is screwed up
“Education’s a joke”
It’s all bad for you
Living: bad for you
Breathing can be bad
Under the right circumstances
The ocean is bad for you
Cars are dangerous
The outsider who offered
To give you a ride is bad for you
Everything is bad for you
No good without bad
Once you realize that
Every moment is a fluke
You can stop and properly smell the roses
With their thorns that are bad for you
Or enjoy the shining summer sun
That can give you cancer
Die to an allergy to your favorite food
Or be murdered by your lover
Risk or reward, pleasure or pain…
It’s all bad for you in some impossible way
Consume Reality! 